Records show 2019 passing faster than any other year
Can’t believe it’s 2020 already! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies show that every single person in Metro Vancouver,…
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‘Is that the film where the two chicks kiss?’
Man who has seen no nominated movies very opinionated about the Oscars By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor While the…
Cold-pressed juice the secret to curing every health ailment
Vegetables cure cancer, gout, ugliness By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Last Tuesday, Vancouver local Daniel Friedreich revolutionized the healthcare…
Forever 21 does not guarantee looking forever 21
Where else can I get chemical-smelling, mass-produced horrible clothing? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Consumers were shocked beyond belief…
A cape to cure your ailments
Breakthrough finds that blanket cape can ward off negativity and stress By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Local researchers have…
Take this quiz to find out why you’re looking for the horoscope section
Yeah, I see you. I didn’t do them this week, okay?! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Were you looking…
Stir-fry celebrates month in back of fridge
Container ‘never to be used again,’ says FDA By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It was a sight to behold…
Quiz: What snow excuse should you use?
Illustration by Cara Seccafien Sorry, I couldn’t finish this quiz… because of the snow… By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor …
Horoscopes
Fill in your own destiny! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Give the stars a break! Find out how your…
Fizzle Rock crackdown on ‘Riverdale’ set
Step aside, Jingle Jangle, there’s a new kid in town By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Police officers raided the…