New Year’s Eve anxiety comes earlier than predicted
‘I’ll literally sell my soul for a party hat and a noisemaker,’ says citizen By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What…
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Five movies to watch while your friend vacations in Indonesia
This one’s for Elodie, you bitch By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Did you think everybody was just as committed to…
Breaking news: Everyone at the gym is looking at you right now
‘When you wheeze for air under the guise of tying your shoe, they know’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies…
Woman promptly begins Christmas celebrations on November 1
‘Yule be sorry you didn’t,’ says Janice Lind, Christmas enthusiast By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Christmas certainly came early to…
‘Manspreader’ rightfully earns multiple seats on crowded bus
‘He could take my job if he really wanted,’ says bus driver By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In one bold…
George Vancouver’s great-great-grandson looking for new Halloween costume
‘Think John A. MacDonald, but sexy’ By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Walter Vancouver has had quite enough. “This Halloween, I…
Family party ruined when reminded that it ‘might be grandma’s last Christmas’
‘I left immediately after,’ says partygoer By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What began this Sunday as a cheerful union of…
’Tis the season: It’s time to settle
Dating has never been so festive and frantic By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. Where I trade my regular…
‘Riverdale’ to focus solely on kissing
‘Screw the plot, I wanna see these kids French,’ says fan By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor The popular television show…
Citizens celebrate marijuana legalization by getting crazy high
Does anybody have a piece of gum? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor On Wednesday, October 18, Canada became the second…