2018 Summer Films Instant Reviews
Speedy reads for fast films By Jerrison Oracion, Senior Columnist This summer, there were a lot of highly-anticipated films.…
Tag: HUMOUR
Doctors shocked by increasing number of unique amnesia cases in young people
âSo many have forgotten what words such as âliterallyâ and âHitlerâ mean,â say experts By Klara Woldenga, Humour Editor Dr.…
Letâs turn Simon Fraser University into an active volcano: An impassioned defence
I understand that this noble goal wonât be completed quickly. It could take years of bribery, falsifying evidence, and child endangerment.
Christy Clark joins Shaw Communications board of directors
This choice reflects Shawâs recent announcement to ârun their company into the ground before anyone else does.
Vancouverite outcry: Why werenât cars set free on Car Free Day?
I donât know what these people are talking about, our website clearly states what this event is about.
Dear Canada
All the signs point to itâflip-floppy behaviour, befriending literally everyone he comes into contact with despite passionately talking shit about them only moments before, the restlessnessâJustin Trudeau is a Gemini.
Entrepreneur invents ingenious way to double his customer base
Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.
Man dies from severe case of the Mondays
âWhen we opened him up we found tiny tear-off calendars that just had Mondays printed on them.â – VGH Doctor
Google Maps introduces next generation of travel modes for modern user
So far, public response to the updates has been positive, with particular praise going towards the âskippingâ and âwalking briskly, after just gotten laidâ modes.
Consecutive days of good weather fills city with confusion, fear
âThereâs nothing we can do except actually go outside and enjoy the fresh air.â Brad McChinsley, weather reporter.