Washed-up comedian struggling now that no one cares heās an atheist
Soooo many offended people on Twitter guys, Iām loving it. Some people just canāt handle the truth! Did I mention Iām an atheist?
Tag: HUMOUR
Antifa confused at violence not creating a peaceful nation
Antifa has stood firm in their choice of violence acts, stating that āAn eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, and if we canāt see, we canāt see hatred and racism.
An interview with the man who designed every college website ever
We arranged to meet in a quiet New Westminster cafƩ to talk about his life as one of the most successful (and loathed) developers ever.
Man recovers after Twitch account unwittingly streams his internet activity for hours
His injuries included torn ligaments in his leg from a swift laptop-slamming leap, hand lacerations from the proceeding trip over computer wires and, most significantly, deep social contusions to his fragile, fragile ego.
Vancouverās saltiest woman attacked by horses seeking minerals
Ridder tried talking shit about them behind their backs by ranting about horses on social media, but even that didnāt get them to take the hint and leave her alone.
Ottawa man suffers hypothermia after holding open door for several hours
Keeping it open is what John A. Macdonald would have wanted. He didnāt come all the way from Scotland and invent Canada just so I could close a door and be rude.
Local woman accidentally makes eye contact with SkyTrain solicitors
āThey were waiting for me when I get off the train,ā she said. āThere were so just many of them.ā
SkyTrain breaks free from rail
Rogue SkyTrains have and always will exist. Unfortunately, we only spot them when itās too late.
Tired of your average online dating app?
People love it when you hit on them on a non-dating appāit has all of the fun shock value of getting cat-called at work or in an empty parking lot at night!
Leaked reports reveal entire Vancouver City Council was replaced by aliens in 2011
I mean, who on Earth would think that 1,600 a month is an affordable bachelor apartment housing option?