Canada too polite to call Tim Hortons out on its BS
âWe canât let a little human rights violation and corporate greed from a Canadian company throw us off our niceness game.â – Carley Alben
Tag: HUMOUR
Sun Yat-sen Garden renamed to Rogers Garden
In email interviews with the Other Press, activists from Chinatown and across Vancouver called the changes âdeeply insulting and grounds for a potential lawsuit,â before their internet connections were mysteriously cut.
Letter to the Editor: Some overdue advice
In all my 37 years of reading your fine publication, the taste of your paper has never gotten any better.
Depression meals: Dessert for one
Cry for a bit and delete your dating site accounts. Youâll be back in a few days. You always are.
Protest grows heated due to lack of cyber sharks
âI donât know why theyâre asking for this; it makes no sense, and itâs simply impossible.â UBC tech scientist, Dr. Alex Garden
Polite conversation somehow discovered in YouTube comments
âThe discussion ran for over twelve whole comments, and at no point did either of them use the word ‘fuck’ or insult the other’s intelligence,” — Dr. Jim Watcher, sociologist
Man smokes catnip because BC bud âjust isnât pure anymoreâ
Catnip smokers, who typically refer to the substance as âmint,â list affordability and accessibility as its main and only benefits.
Amazonâs automated store to throw food out itself so you donât have to
âWith all the time Iâll save from not having to throw out my own expired food, Iâll have so much more time and energy for the important things, like my financially-crippling addiction to online shopping.â said Andrew Bensen, a 34-year-old from Seattle
âYes, your ex definitely talks shit about you!â and other validated concerns
The book doesnât just cover common social concerns, but larger anxieties as well.
YouTuber figures out whatâs wrong with gaming these days
The video is âa wholly original criticism,â and âlong overdue,â according to an editorial published on gaming âjournalismâ site IGN.