Writer wins Pulitzer Prize for novel they’ve never written
“I really think that once it gets out there, it’s gonna be my best work,” – John Everyman
Tag: HUMOUR
Confusion erupts as young woman moves without writing ‘Why I’m leaving Vancouver’ open letter
Vancouver City Bylaw 7089 states “Any citizen relocating outside of the Lower Mainland must pen a-personal-yet-relatable thought piece on why he or she is leaving, and drag it out for at least 1,000 words.”
Florida woman discovers cold weather
“It’s like that stuff we put in our drinks, ice, but shredded? The world is covered in Italian Ice now?” – Bridget Ivery
Research suggests women envy moustaches, not penises
“There was already a wealth of scientific evidence telling us that women don’t find penises impressive,” Karen Green
Depression meals: Cheesus Christ!
Lay on the couch and do nothing for two hours until your stomach rumbles and reminds you that you’re hungry.
It’s cold outside
“Canada’s cold, but this is Vancouver. Snow shouldn’t happen here.” – Michelle Tougee
Other Press investigates biology lab accused of being empty
I heard crickets chirping, and that means there’s nobody there, right?
Intense, euphoric moment quickly buried in paperwork
A paperclip, a sad photo of a concrete building or cubicle, or one of those photos that shows a bunch of crazy trippy colours.
Essay-writing gothic
With tremulous fingertips, you turn the page in your homework agenda, only to see that which you dreaded most of all: You have an essay due this week.
New word discovered in laboratory; scientists amazed
Scientists announced their latest discovery: The rare English quintuple contraction, “y’all’dn’tv’e,” meaning “you all would not have.”