Tag: HUMOUR
Update on the new Cold War
“I think I remember saying that things weren’t super dark last time we spoke? Yeah, screw that, it’s all looking pretty damn bleak right now.” – Ian Crimson
Scientists try to find a cure for procrastination
“Some of our research methods include looking through YouTube videos, reading blogs, and reading self-help books that give tips on curing procrastination. In this way.”
Vancouverites celebrate return of rain
“Lo, the snow has passed, and we are forever grateful to the skies.”
Vancouver unveils new city logo proposals
“They don’t listen when I say a design is ugly, or offensive, or derivative. Or all three.”
Groom gets cold feet, can’t find any socks
“I honestly have never heard the term ‘cold-feet’ used in any other context than literally just having not warm feet. Until now, of course.”
Douglas student does stupid thing
“I think we all tried to warn them at some point,” said another student, in an interview with the Other Press last night.
Candle scents for students who are this close to losing their shit
For those times when you feel like you’re about to fly off the handle, light one of these incredibly effective, stress-relieving candles and feel your scholarly agony just melt away.
Leitche not-so-conservative of shifty eyes
Overall, Leitche has a long way to go if she wishes to succeed in the world of comedic politics.