Disney rolls out first gay character: ‘Doormat Lackey McFool’
“We thought ‘You know what would be fresh and innovative? If we made this guy actually gay instead of just heavily-implied gay!’ That’s how you get the Oscar, folks, by taking risks.”
Tag: HUMOUR
Gym Gothic
Why would you willingly participate in a sweaty torture chamber day in and day out for a slightly thinner version of yourself?
Your Horoscopes
Humour Editor Rebecca Peterson is still accepting cash donations, but will also accept free food and coffee as payment.
Your Horoscopes
You might feel very ambitious this week. Good for you! I wish I could remember what ambition feels like.
Trudeau calls for freedom of Hans Island
He stated that the Glorious Liberation will involve as many soldiers as the island can hold, which is about 12.
New film laws
Should any of these laws be broken, those responsible can be fined up to $1,000,000,000, or sentenced to life in prison.
Humour editor upset Oscars Best Picture mishap no longer topical
Memes spawning from the event circulated widely in the days that followed.
Aliens too baffled by humanity to come visit
There was much excitement in the scientific community this week, after mysterious transmissions from outer space were successfully translated by top xenolinguists at NASA.
Mind reader inundated with pornographic images during boring lecture
Anonymous Student explained in their missive that they have been telepathic their whole life, and thus have had to contend with the imaginations of others interfering with their waking thoughts ever since they were born.