Tag: HUMOUR
All work and no play makes Jack—surprisingly—a very wealthy and comfortable, self-actualized boy
In a statement released yesterday, 20-year-old Douglas College student Jack Dawson spoke out about a common misconception that has haunted him his whole life.
Canucks win cup
In breaking news today, the Vancouver Canucks, for the first time in the club’s existence, have won the Stanley Cup playoffs!
Cover letters are hard
I am writing to enquire if you have any vacancies in your company. I was referred to you by Eric Wilkins, and I believe that I am an excellent candidate to fill any positions that you might presently have to fill.
MISSING STUDENT
A young Douglas College student has gone missing recently, leaving his Geography group fearing the worst.
Vancouver voted ‘Literally Hell’ in latest poll
The small, quaint town of Vancouver, BC—globally highlighted for its Olympics hosting, film tax credits, and natural beauty—has been designated in a recent poll as “Literally Hell.”
Summer is nothing more than a construct of the Illuminati
Call me crazy, but I don’t believe in summer.
‘GHOULS’ just want to have fun?
Sure, it’s hard to be a girl these days—but what if you’re also dead? Major bummer, right?
Local woman fights for the right to be declared legally blonde
A 25-year-old Burnaby woman has won an almost two-month battle to be declared officially, legally, “blonde.”