McBoneface pleads with public to be more considerate this fall
âI am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.â – John Boney McBoneface
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Correction: Super cool guy did not trip in public
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell âOw, my ankle!â
Independent woman briefly considers settling down, but then gets the jar open by herself
âI donât own a pair of man hands myself, and stealing or buying human parts is illegal in this country, so this really seemed like a long-term, supportive relationship was my last option.
Universe finally responds to complaints and adds billions more stars
âWe have electricity to light our areas, but lightbulbs eventually burn out. Stars, as far as I know, do not.â -Frank Almend
Douglas security statement puts college students at ease
âBikes do so much for us, they really deserve a nice afterlife.â â Chris Jackson
Release yourself in intimacy
The orgasm and human body cannot become another impatient goal or product that reflects our own self-worth, as we will then rush to receive and create what should have been savored and explored without pressures, demands or expectations.
Authorities warn public to watch out for oncoming hipster swarm
âIn large swarms theyâve been known to destroy favourite restaurants and entire genres of music in a single day.â â Frank Greener
Davidâs Tea co-owner finds himself in hot water
âI mean, who wouldnât want a whole bunch of people mobbing them and asking for photos? We buy his dry leaves; he should allow us to take a photograph of him whenever we ask. Itâs the law.â â Mark Jackson, tea enthusiast
Scientists Announce âSummer 2â
âUsually itâs âdying polar bearsâ this and âpolluted watersâ that. But weâre confident we have found a silver lining.â Brittany Hughes
An Easy-to-Use Printer is just around the corner and not dangerous at all
If a few people go missing in another dimension before we figure out the process, so be it.