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Music for International Single Awareness Day
A playlist for post-nut clarityBy Richard Dick, Senior Columnist There are SO many options if you want to depress yourself…
A gallery of sad poems
By Richard Dick, Senior Columnist MY EGG My egg has fallen to the unforgiving floorā¦ this is the quintillionth time…
How NOT to go batshit crazy
Dealing with anger issues for dummiesBy Richard Dick, Senior Columnist Itās the end of the semester and the end of…
How to look at the world like an emo
Everything has a depressing sideāyouāve just gotta look for it!By Richard Dick, Senior Columnist Self-help books, gurus, and ālife guidesā…
Unique things to jerk off to
Extremely niche adult video categoriesBy Richard Dick, Senior Columnist As human society has progressed, our technology has seen many spectacular…
COVID-19 PICKUP LINES
For those who spread their legs faster than the disease can spread By Richard Dick, Senior Columnist Nothing helps a…