Who knew being in shape was such a commitment?

Image by Cpl Russ Nolan RLC via Wikimedia
Image by Cpl Russ Nolan RLC via Wikimedia

By Chandler Walter, Editor-in-Chief

 

So December is coming up, and with it brings all the chocolate, turkey dinners, roasted ham, and seasonal beers of the holidaysā€”basically making it the worst possible month to attempt getting back into shape.

Of course, after that comes January, the go-to month for all the people inspired by feeling shitty about their hungover selves on January 1 to get back into the gym, and yes, this is finally the year they stick to their resolutionā€¦. Meaning that gyms are going to be hella full starting in January, which makes it a terrible month to start working out, as well.

Basically, when it comes down to it, Iā€™m forever convincing myself that thereā€™s a reason why it wonā€™t be this month that I finally buy that YMCA membership, why it wonā€™t be today that I go for that run (a literal jog around the block), and why itā€™s totally okay that I spent all Sunday playing video games and watching YouTube videos because I totaaaaally did a few dozen push-ups throughout the day.

And I know that itā€™s all complete bullshit as much as the next person.

I used to be in fairly good shape, and Iā€™m still some ways away from being completely incapable of physical exertion, but in the past few months since I landed myself a nine-to-five-sitting-in-an-office-chair job, I can feelā€”and seeā€”my general fitness deteriorating.

Itā€™s an easy thing to let happen. I work two jobs, Iā€™m a pretty busy guy, so when I do have some free time, I feel I deserve to spend it doing something a bit more relaxing than labouring away on a treadmill.

But one bad choice leads to two, a series of decisions becomes a full-fledged habit, and the next thing you know youā€™re sitting around the house for an entire Sunday because you ā€œhave to get around to writing that Lettitor at some point.ā€

Iā€™m not saying everyone has to go out and start getting totally swole by stocking up on pre-workout and protein shakes. Itā€™s just that Iā€™ve just noticed something that, up until my schedule became relatively consistent for the first time in my life, Iā€™d never really realized: Your life is just a culmination of scheduled habits, and those habits come down to making the same decisions over and over again.

Whether theyā€™re decisions that will better your physical fitness down the line, or if you instead choose to do something a bit more relaxing that will improve your mental well-being, itā€™s entirely up to youā€¦ and to me.

And I basically wrote this damn Lettitor to myself, didnā€™t I.

Fuck it, Iā€™m going for a run.