In a word⊠your future
By Rebecca Peterson, Humour Editor
Here at the Other Press, we donât always have tons of space for long, detailed horoscopes that tell you all you need to know for your coming days. Instead, this month, our in-house psychic has used the ârandomâ option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word (unrelated to an unholy sex act) to come up as your horoscope for the month!
IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THIS MONTHâŠ
âplebââa member of a despised social class, a commoner.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
ARIES (March 21 â April 20)
âsticazziââItalian slang, in some regions meaning indifference, in others astonishment or stupefaction.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
TAURUS (April 21 â May 21)
âbirthdayââyou should know this one.
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GEMINI (May 22 â June 22)
âI lost the gameââa game that bugged the shit out of everyone in the late 2000s.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
CANCER (June 22 â July 23)
âtwinflameââlike a soulmate, but⊠not? Defined as the other half of your same soul.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
LEO (July â Aug. 23)
âpemoââpop punk combined with emo rock, clearly an entry from 2010.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
VIRGO (Aug. 24 â Sept. 23)
âsoberââa state in which you are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
LIBRA (Sept. 24 â Oct. 23)
ârailerââused to describe a bad situation.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
SCORPIO (Oct. 24 â Nov. 22)
ânevermindââexpression meaning âit doesnât matter, or wasnât that important.â
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 â Dec. 21)
âheartbreakââwell, thatâs not a good word to get. Good luck this month!
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 â Jan. 20)
âdĂ©jĂ vuââthe feeling that the thing youâre experiencing is something youâve already experienced.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 â Feb. 19)
âdĂ©jĂ vuââthe feeling that the joke youâre experiencing is a joke youâve already experienced.
- Illustration by Ed Appleby
PISCES (Feb. 20 â Mar. 20)
âtits upââwhen something has gone terribly wrong. Well, now. Thatâs about on par with Sagittarius. Good luck this month, too!