Study shows that technology can sense fear
“Some ‘scientists’ out there would blame human beings for all of humanity’s problems,” Dr. Clevername said. “It glosses over the real issues. Technology is out to get us. The people should be warned.”
Category: HUMOUR
Douglas College library gothic
There is no defence for your actions here. Your life choices led you to this place, this River Styx of an institution. You seek passage to a newer, better place, and the printer has barred your way.
Students and workers demand beer breaks, claiming lack of equality
“It isn’t right to respect one group’s addiction, and not another’s.”
Obligatory complaint article about the hill
It’s a big steep hill. Someone should really do something about it.
BREAKING: New Douglas student ‘figures it out’ within first week of general studies
Adrifton does not claim that he can see the future, just that after a few classes at Douglas, the future became a lot less foggy.
Panicked student forgets homework; produces a stirring, award-nominated, one-man improv show
“No one could look away from what was happening in front of us.”
Seasoning the means of production
Nothing feels better than the crisp autumn air, the delicious pumpkin treats, and watching the fall of the bourgeoisie.
Disappearing Donald
“If he is no longer corporeal, the only explanation can be that people have stopped believing in him.”
An excerpt from Columbia New-West’s stunning new novel, ‘Skytrain Gothic’
There is a feeling of helpless community, a people joined by suffering, as everyone in the car looks up at the sound of the announcer’s voice once more.
Pumpkin spice lattes scientifically proven to be made from orphan tears and crushed dreams
“These ingredients are common in many popular products these days, but not in these amounts.”