HUMOUR

Nothing screams ‘summer’ like working for ‘the man’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Vacation to Cabo? No thanks. Week-long camping expedition? I don’t think so. Having any semblance of…

Keep looking, you ugly loser! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Love is in the air… but everyone who is conventionally attractive and mentally stable has already found a partner.…

What is a star war? Do the stars fight?’ ask mothers everywhere By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Millions of moms worldwide are planning to make their voices heard next…

It’s as easy as that! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Onlookers applauded last Saturday when Becky Simmons appointed herself “basically brown.” After living most of her life as a…

‘It’s not really day drinking if the days are just really long’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   2018 was a wild year for popular trends, with TikTok, minimalism, kombucha,…

Millions of grandparents die as exam season approaches By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   In a national phenomenon, professors across Canada reported a 75 percent increase in grandparent-related deaths among…

There aren’t enough hours in a day! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   With the end of the semester fast approaching, many students have started to panic about how to…

Editor’s note: I am baby By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   A national mystery was ended last Thursday when it was determined that millions of internet users were not, in…

I’ll travel to yo momma’s house! Heyooo! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Summer lovin’, happened so fast! Except it doesn’t happen fast, unless you have a rich mommy and…