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YouTube Comedy Classic: ‘Weird, True & Freaky’—Cheetah poops in Jeep

By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager This is a clip from the show Weird, True & Freaky. The title tells you what to expect; if you think you have a shitty job, then take a look at this poor zoologist who becomes a cheetah’s personal litter box.

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New viral trend of ducks doing human face takes social media by storm

Webbed-feet crusaders seek to end negative stigma about ‘duck face’ By Jacey Gibb, Assistant Editor The term “duck face” has been around for years, and has been used everywhere from on the Internet as a meme to as commentary on the current state of bar culture. But a recently-formed group of ducks is hoping to [...]

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Brad Paisley’s record label leaks unreleased track called ‘Accidental Sexist’

By Livia Turnbull, Accidental Reporter In the wake of Brad Paisley’s controversial and unintentionally racist song “Accidental Racist,” the country singer’s record label, Arista Nashville, decided last Friday to leak a previously unreleased track called “Accidental Sexist.” Nashville tweeted shortly after the leak that “things could be so much worse,” hoping to illustrate the song’s [...]

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YouTube Comedy Classic:

Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager Christy Clark could learn from this piece of cinematic gold. I’ve watched hundreds of corny tourism videos in my lifetime and none of them have ever persuaded me to spend my hard-earned cash to travel, until now. After watching this video you’ll want to go [...]

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Man falsely committed to psychiatric hospital

Accusations by man that led him to being committed proven By Aidan Mouellic, Contributor Geoffrey Smith was a typical Canadian college student. He lived in a basement suite alone, had student loan debt, and was awkward around women. However, this all changed last year when his family staged an intervention that ended with him being [...]

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Fauxroscopes – Final exam hints edition!

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (12/22-1/19) On your Geography final, be sure to avoid answering anything to do with Manitoba. Also, write that you do not care for Australia, even if the exam has nothing to do with Australia. Aquarius (1/20-2/18) Your Chemistry final will go really well if you mix fire and hydrogen. But try [...]

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Comics: Study Break

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YouTube Comedy Classic: The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager I rarely watch 10-minute YouTube comedies, and I usually hate videos that hang onto a punch line for too long, but somehow, beating someone to death with a spoon for 10 minutes with epic trailer narration is an exception to the rule. There is beating the dead horse, and then [...]

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Local company develops new twist on old privacy product

By Aidan Mouellic, Contributor In an age when CCTV cameras dot every street corner, our privacy is at an all-time low. That’s why a Vancouver company is taking matters into its own hands and has come out with a new product that will hopefully help people reclaim their privacy. The company manufactures and distributes a [...]

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Fauxroscopes

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Even if you already have a job, be on the lookout for places hiring for the summer. You need to work through the sunny months so you can pay next fall’s tuition. Welcome to life. You work ‘til you die. Aquarius (1/20-2/18) Now that the semester’s almost over, perhaps you [...]

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