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‘The laces alone weigh 87 pounds,’ says fashion insider By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “Fashion is beauty, and beauty is pain!” Samuel Kingston, 27, screamed from the molten core of…

‘She kept saying she was fine when she clearly wasn’t’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor   Customers and coworkers alike we shocked last Monday afternoon when Linda Grabinsky rolled her…

Going once, going twice, sued! By Naomi Ambrose, Contributor   Reporters have gotten to the root of the latest scandal in the auctioneering world. In a series of videos posted…

‘I’ll literally sell my soul for a party hat and a noisemaker,’ says citizen By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What was supposed to occur in late November to early December…

This one’s for Elodie, you bitch By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Did you think everybody was just as committed to making it in the big city as an artist as…

‘When you wheeze for air under the guise of tying your shoe, they know’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies from the University of Chicago show that everybody around you…

‘Yule be sorry you didn’t,’ says Janice Lind, Christmas enthusiast By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Christmas certainly came early to local woman Janice Lind as she bustled about her North…

‘He could take my job if he really wanted,’ says bus driver By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In one bold move, Greg Moncriff, 46, took claim over two seats on…

‘Think John A. MacDonald, but sexy’ By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Walter Vancouver has had quite enough. “This Halloween, I want to dress up for me,” said Vancouver at a…

‘I left immediately after,’ says partygoer By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What began this Sunday as a cheerful union of families quickly turned sour. Marianne Brownstone, family matriarch and winner…