I understand that this noble goal won’t be completed quickly. It could take years of bribery, falsifying evidence, and child endangerment.
This choice reflects Shaw’s recent announcement to “run their company into the ground before anyone else does.
I don’t know what these people are talking about, our website clearly states what this event is about.
All the signs point to it—flip-floppy behaviour, befriending literally everyone he comes into contact with despite passionately talking shit about them only moments before, the restlessness—Justin Trudeau is a Gemini.
Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.
“When we opened him up we found tiny tear-off calendars that just had Mondays printed on them.” – VGH Doctor
So far, public response to the updates has been positive, with particular praise going towards the “skipping” and “walking briskly, after just gotten laid” modes.
“There’s nothing we can do except actually go outside and enjoy the fresh air.” Brad McChinsley, weather reporter.
“I stayed away from the breaded shrimp and the linguini shrimp—those fill you up too quickly!” – John Magufuli