‘And it’s only $1,200 a month!’ By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief Local wizard and Boy Who Lived Harry Potter expressed his excitement this week at finally finding a place to rent…
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Continues to sell costumes based on stereotypes of Indigenous people but, like, totally respectfully By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief Online Halloween costume retailer People Are Costumes came under fire this past…
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With reports of dire global consequences in just over a decade, media struggles to… oh, shiny… By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief The Strawmen Coalition of Politician Stand-Ins held their weekly press…
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Creating change is hard, treat yo’self instead By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Sure, we all want to change the world. Unfortunately, with all of our Instagram and Facebook feeds, who…
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Where are they? By Jonathan Elden, Worried Reader Dear the Other Press, I have read your paper for a while now, but there’s one question you have failed to answer:…
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‘You are all insane,’ says Marx By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor With the help of two motivated millennials, the soul of famous philosopher and social figure Karl Marx rose from…
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The science of pseudoproductivology By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Tired of trying to pretend you’re busy when you’re really not? If you’ve been grappling for years with the grudging realization…
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‘Don’t fill our hearts with high expectations then just show up as a sexy ghost,’ say locals By Isabelle Orr, Contributor “Fool me once, shame on me,” James Gleeson told…
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Fall hates you, so hate it back By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Oh boy, fall: The most overrated season. People love to praise autumn, but you know better. When…
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Ms. Barky to Mr. Goldy By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Animals like Ms. Barky, a golden retriever, and Mr. Goldy, the golden goldfish, are taking a break from their…