“ In The Sims 4, I own a house and my parents are actually proud of me while I go to school. Plus, I got killer abs and a best-selling novel.” –Joshua Choo
He announced his bid to run for American office early this Wednesday in a press conference at the American-Ontario border, which he promises to remove at American expense.
He was later found slumped over his desk, pen still clutched in one hand, having apparently died from trying to write too much too fast.
Trudeau then made the announcement in French, and then in Sarcasm, closing with, “I’m sooooo thrilled to be speaking about this today.”
“When all that is between you and outer space is a couple of inches of metal, well,” Ray Edgar, moon immigrant
“Giving them the same rights as human beings is ridiculous,” Trevor Danvers, president Blood and Bone, Vancouver chapter