“Why must they do this to us?” he asked aloud, though whether it was a question for the barkeep or for himself even he did not know.
Category: HUMOUR
BC government decided by rock, paper, scissors
While the outcome is statistically random, it’s suspected that Weaver will somehow win either way.
Lower Mainland develops PDA rating system
I think it misses out on the real victims of excessive PDA: friends and family.
Your horoscopes
This month, our in-house psychic has used the “random” option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!
Summer gothic
Your drink is already half-melted. You are already half-melted.
Lazy student awarded medal of honour for perfect lateness excuse
“It makes every other excuse look like complete garbage.” —Dennis Employerman
Your Horoscopes
This month will bring you luck! Good luck? Bad luck? Neutral luck? Who knows!
Humour editor struggles to make an original joke about President Trump’s antics
“How can I possibly put together fresh material when I’m just telling the same jokes over and over? It’s hopeless!”
Your horoscopes
What better way to guide than through the mystical art of astrology and subtle mental manipulations?
Weather improves just in time for finals
“Quite honestly it could be hailing fireballs that explode on impact like something out of a shitty Michael Bay movie and I wouldn’t even notice.”