“There was already a wealth of scientific evidence telling us that women don’t find penises impressive,” Karen Green
Lay on the couch and do nothing for two hours until your stomach rumbles and reminds you that you’re hungry.
A paperclip, a sad photo of a concrete building or cubicle, or one of those photos that shows a bunch of crazy trippy colours.
With tremulous fingertips, you turn the page in your homework agenda, only to see that which you dreaded most of all: You have an essay due this week.
Scientists announced their latest discovery: The rare English quintuple contraction, “y’all’dn’tv’e,” meaning “you all would not have.”
Although most of the eight-page post consists mostly of Sonic fan art, the parts of the post where words are written call out the “haters” and “phonies” who live in its city.
If you have already clicked the link in such an email, or otherwise believe your computer to be possessed, you are advised to contact a young priest, an old priest, and tech support.