All the signs point to it—flip-floppy behaviour, befriending literally everyone he comes into contact with despite passionately talking shit about them only moments before, the restlessness—Justin Trudeau is a Gemini.
Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.
“When we opened him up we found tiny tear-off calendars that just had Mondays printed on them.” – VGH Doctor
So far, public response to the updates has been positive, with particular praise going towards the “skipping” and “walking briskly, after just gotten laid” modes.
“There’s nothing we can do except actually go outside and enjoy the fresh air.” Brad McChinsley, weather reporter.
“I stayed away from the breaded shrimp and the linguini shrimp—those fill you up too quickly!” – John Magufuli
In Vancouver, summer is the best time of the year. Unfortunately, since you live here, your wallet isn’t having the best time.
The trophies themselves are made of solid gold and depict a figure admiring their own reflection in a mirror.