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Category: HUMOUR
Authorities warn public to watch out for oncoming hipster swarm
“In large swarms they’ve been known to destroy favourite restaurants and entire genres of music in a single day.” – Frank Greener
BC government budgets $210 million for newer, faster ferries
“We belong to a civilization that has a space station orbiting Earth. People have walked on the moon. It shouldn’t take two hours to sail from Vancouver to Victoria.” – Claire Trevena
David’s Tea co-owner finds himself in hot water
“I mean, who wouldn’t want a whole bunch of people mobbing them and asking for photos? We buy his dry leaves; he should allow us to take a photograph of him whenever we ask. It’s the law.” – Mark Jackson, tea enthusiast
Trudeau holds séance to contact the ghost dogs of William Mackenzie King
After all the rituals were done, three Irish Terriers appeared and began barking advice first in English, followed by French.
Local student’s fake event goes viral
“I thought no one, besides a few friends, would even see the event. It’s a funny meme. I just wanted to be involved somehow,” said Brown.
Three dead, dozens injured in attempt summiting the Douglas College hill
“This is not the hill we want to fight and die on.”
Scientists Announce ‘Summer 2’
“Usually it’s ‘dying polar bears’ this and ‘polluted waters’ that. But we’re confident we have found a silver lining.” Brittany Hughes
An Easy-to-Use Printer is just around the corner and not dangerous at all
If a few people go missing in another dimension before we figure out the process, so be it.
Hello?
I think I may have become trapped in a dimension in which the only way I can communicate is through small articles in college newspapers.