BREAKING: Nice guy gets girl
In an exciting turn of events this past weekend, local Vancouverite Jim Brant broke free from the tantalizing prison of the friend-zone he was in, and convinced long-time friend Natalie Luth to begin dating him.
Category: HUMOUR
Vancouver’s real estate market pricier than ever
The red hot real estate market reached new extremes last month when a decrepit backyard shed in Vancouver’s Dunbar neighbourhood sold for $2.4 million.
Greatest winners of this year’s Super Bowl
The grand and gluttonous ritual that is the American Super Bowl came and went this last weekend.
Five sure-fire ways to fire things up in the bedroom
Valentine’s Day is coming up, fellas, and that means one thing: expectations.
Mi’lady Neckbeard
I will treat you like a gentleman, and much better than those jerks that girls always seem to go for.
The one mystery intelligent men can’t solve
Why is it that the smarter a man gets, the dumber he seems to be with the fairer sex?
How to have lesbian sex
The operation of lesbian sex is one of most coveted secrets of humanity. I know this because I am frequently asked for a short tutorial on the subject by strangers and acquaintances who seem to be unable to find suitable answers via the Internet.
Such tweet sorrow
WTF theatre, a Vancouver-based company known for its experimental performance ideas, has announced a new rendition of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet to be performed entirely on social media.
Valentine’s Day recipe (serves 1)
Nothing deserves a fancier dessert than Valentine’s Day. Whip up this quick and simple recipe in no time at all, and enjoy for the rest of the dark and lonely night.
It sucks to be last
A local used-vacuum shop was overwhelmed this weekend by thousands of unexpected customers.