Local man late to meeting
In tragic breaking news today, Stewart Martin, a student at Douglas College, was late to meet his friend Will Mackentosh, and had no instant and convenient way to communicate with him.
Category: HUMOUR
A look into the far-off future of 2016
The problem with predicting the future is thatâobviouslyâit hasnât happened yet.
Ask an occultologist
Ever since winter officially began, I have been cursed and followed by a traditional First Nationsâ spirit known as the Wendigo. From the time I leave school to the time I enter my house, there is a solid hour of the spirit wailing and threatening to devour my entire body.
Donât use the brandâs name in vain
Cheez Whiz, the delightful brand of cheese spread, is getting a lot of press recently as a group of brand loyalists have gathered togetherâfrom coast to coast like butter toastâto rise against the blasphemous use of the brandâs name.
Trudeau proposes electoral reform
Along with a strapping new prime minister, Canadians of 2015 also voted in favor of action and reform within our government.
Shocking statistics reveal naughty list skyrocketing
In a shocking new study recently released by StatsNorthpole, it was found that the percentage of names moved to the Naughty list from the Nice list has taken an upwards spike in the days shortly after Christmas.
New year, new me
Olive Sommers woke up early on January 1, at the start of what would be a record breaking day of resolutions. During a drunken rant late the night before, Sommers vowed to uphold a grand total of 52 New Yearâs resolutions this year, to make up for the failures of all her resolutions in the years prior.
Legitimacy of winners called into question
Following the devastating yet hilarious mix up at the Miss Universe pageant last December, when Steve Harvey wrongly crowned the runner-up, many contestants from Harveyâs game show Family Feud are calling into question the legitimacy of their own televised losses.
Ho-Ho-Hanukkah?
Yesterday, global holiday icon Saint Nicholas, A.K.A. âSanta Claus,â arranged for an interview with the Other Press to shed some light on an ancient misconception that has coloured his public image since he was first recognized as the patron saint of children.
Screening process in question
A recent outcry has called into question the legitimacyâor even existenceâof a screening process for the toys Santa brings Americaâs youth.