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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come...

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With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper...

Fauxroscopes (Issue 27)

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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Love hurts when you’re in love with a knife. It’s also embarrassing to explain to the doctor...

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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other...

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By Eric Wilkins, Chief Underperforming Team Correspondent Sedins purchase invisibility cloaks With the Canucks bound for the playoffs, the...