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Five movies to watch while your friend vacations in Indonesia
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Woman promptly begins Christmas celebrations on November 1
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I tried it so you didn’t have to: Social media purge part 1
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By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor My friend would appear sporadically, every time she needed something. She materialized in front…
What gets your goat: Jumping puzzles
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Bisexual Rhapsody
Freddie Mercury biopic completely misses the point By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor When I first heard that they were making…
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Halloween decorations are excessive
Homeowners and renters should use subtler lawn ornaments By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Dear homeowners and renters. While I appreciated…