HUMOUR

New year, new me

Olive Sommers woke up early on January 1, at the start of what would be a record breaking day of resolutions. During a drunken rant late the night before, Sommers vowed to uphold a grand total of 52 New Year’s resolutions this year, to make up for the failures of all her resolutions in the years prior.

SPORTS

Douglas College Royals preview

The first week of the New Year greets us with an exhilarating set of basketball games. While everyone else has been taking part in holiday festivities, the men and women’s basketball teams have fitting in practices and exhibition contests wherever they can.