Dear Aunt Agony,
I NEED HELP ON COMPARE AND CONTRAST. NEED TWO GAMES, COULD BE ANYTHING, SPORTS, BOARD, OR VIDEO. PLEASE HELP.
Sincerely,
CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN
Dear CAPS LOCK KEY BROKEN,
Compare and contrast can be difficult if you don’t know anything about basic English grammar. However, I have a suggestion: why don’t you compare and contrast Fallout: New Vegas with The Most Dangerous Game? Thinking about the similarities of those two games are sure to get your neurons firing away!
Sincerely,
Aunt Agony
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Dear Aunt Agony,
The Twilight series had a better ending than Mass Effect 3. Discuss.
Sincerely,
Old Memes are Not Funny
Dear Old Memes are Not Funny,
How am I supposed to respond to this? It’s not even a question. Furthermore, would people please stop bringing up video games into every question? I don’t understand these references at all.
Sincerely,
Aunt Agony
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Dear Aunt Agony,
What should I do with a broken arm? I’m in a lot of pain and I don’t know what to do. Help!
Sincerely,
Go to a Hospital
Dear Go to a Hospital,
I have an easy solution. Just go to your local morgue and steal a new arm from a corpse. Problem solved.
Sincerely,
Aunt Agony
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