A lookbook for basic bitches
By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor
Let’s face it: if pop culture and Iggy Azalea have taught us anything this year, it’s that it’s super hard to be a fancy, baddie bitch. What’s a girl to do? This fall, embrace your essential basic-ness with these select fundamentals to get you started; and, if these fail, just throw some money at the situation and get yourself some Gucci, Gucci, Louis, Louis, Fendi, Fendi, Prada.
BASICS acrylic paints — for your basic portrait-painting needs.
Windows Visa Home Basic — bitches got to do their basic computing.
Christina Aguilera’s 2006 studio album, Back to Basics — basic music for basic ladies.
H&M Basics Collection grey T-shirt — to really wash yourself in basic-ness.
Basic menthol ultra light cigarettes — for your basic chemical addictions.
Basic Instinct DVD — to feed your eyeballs with basicality.
