Farmer just really wants that man from the police box to fix his computer
By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor
The 50th anniversary of the hit sci-fi series Doctor Who was celebrated this past weekend. Surprisingly, there was an occurrence that seemed in line with the event, as a report came out that a blue police box landed in a farmer’s field.
“At first, I thought he was one of those guys from the Best Buy or something,” said farmer Greg Smith. “He called himself a Doctor, which was good because I needed someone to install an anti-virus onto the computer that my grandchildren gave me. He was rather efficient. He just waved a screwdriver in front of the computer and I got an anti-virus.”
The BBC was thrilled about their “creation” coming to life.
“Now we can finally ask him all the important questions. Like, which regeneration was his favourite, and does he want to regenerate into a girl?”
Unfortunately, those questions were never answered because the Doctor had to go back in time to stop Justin Bieber from taking over the universe.
“We always knew that Bieber was not quite right. We had to create five guys to form a boy band just to not hear his awful voice on the wireless anymore,“ explained the Doctor.
“What the hell’s a just in beaver?” asked Smith. “When will that Doctor from Best Buy be back? I need to learn how to text on a computer.”
