Witnesses say he was armed with a Nerf gun By Livia Turnbull, Contributor A small corner store was shaken up by a robbery on Tuesday afternoon. The suspect, three-year-old Tyler…
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Hospitals also report overcrowded burn wards By Livia Turnbull, Contributor Three college students invented a horrible new summer activity described as “Burning Man, but crazy stupid.” The activity involves a…
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Authorities say that there was something a little ‘too average’ about his Twitter By Livia Turnbull, Contributor Sixteen-year-old Alex Wexham is your typical teenager. He likes junk food, angsts about…
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Helium company fires balloon manager By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor A strange sight beheld many fine folks who were enjoying some pre-winter weather. In the grey skies, witnesses reported seeing…
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Farmer just really wants that man from the police box to fix his computer By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor The 50th anniversary of the hit sci-fi series Doctor Who was…
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Scientists may have finally found out why it gets dark outside at night By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor A breaking scientific discovery has been reported: the reason it gets dark…
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Required 30 hours to build and 8 minutes to film By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor There was silence at a local McDonald’s in Virginia as 31-year-old Dolan Weston lugged his…
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‘Every baby has the ability to take selfies,’ experts say By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor A new trend is developing among the prenatal crowd. For years, researchers thought that the…
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Sources confirm ‘It was going to happen eventually’ By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor It’s that time of year again when people rush off to buy candy for themselves and toothbrushes…
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Lobbyists complain about having to be human for the sake of comfort By Livia Turnbull, Hedgehog Trapped in a Human’s Body A small but vocal crowd is howling—or making any…
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