Fauxroscopes: Jan. 22-28
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Despite what the Mayan-predicted doomsday that was supposed to hit last month, a new year has arrived. I’m…
Category: HUMOUR
Don’t hug me I’m scared
It’s time to get creative By Joel McCarthy, Graphics Manager Try to only watch this video once. I dare…
Toronto mayor Rob Ford abandons office in favour of cross-country drive-thru road trip
‘This will boost support for both cars and for me’ says Ford By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor Last week, Toronto…
Selected notes from the lone survivor of the Mayan Apocalypse
By Dean R. Bell, Survivalist December 20, 2012 Day 1. Today is the day I make my descent below ground.…
A love letter to the capital cursive G
From Elliot Chan Dear Letter G, I didn’t think much of you the first time we met. I was young…
Fauxroscopes
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) There seems to be a slight electricity problem with your house. It appears that your neighbor has found…
Atheist coalition backs the snood
Popular hybrid scarf piece endorsed by Richard Dawkins By Dylan Hackett, News Editor Last week, by a worldwide press release,…
First World problems: a growing threat to global security
United Nations Security Council meet to discuss the issue By Keating Smith, Chief Procrastinating Correspondent The United Nations Security…