Justin Bieber reluctantly goes to college
Teen pop star says ’really famous people don’t need to be smart’ By Livia Turnbull, Bratty Celebrity Gossip While September…
Category: HUMOUR
Humorous Hymn
Gravity (as written by someone who is trying be hip) What is gravity, dawg? it’s the thing that keeps down.…
Violence of Viewpoints
I can’t wait to start college wearing my free swag! I wonder if Douglas College has an Animal House? By…
‘Overexposed’ offers a charming satirical exploration of the workings of extreme egos, quality of pop music
By Joel MacKenzie, Staff Writer First, I have to apologize for the lateness of my review. The album, Overexposed, was…
New law requires that cigarette packaging warn smokers about how cool they might look
Warnings of positive reinforcement from fellow peers meant to deter young people from smoking By Jacey Gibb, Chief Cool…
New superhero franchises to feature revamps of revamps
Increased ‘seriousness and relatability’ promised By The Amazing Joel MacKenzie-Man, Chief Rehashed Garbage Correspondent The revamping of comic book-inspired movies…
Douglas College replaces Penn State as part of NCAA sanctions
Small community college to inherit school’s past achievements, national ranking By Liam Britten, Chief NCAA-Okay Editor Speculation about the severity…
Middle aged woman wants to relive her middle school experience
By Livia Turnbull, Chief Pubescent Pukes Correspondent Susan Mayflower is a 40-year-old woman working a nine to five job. She…
Fauxroscopes
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Sometimes, declaring that you are pro-life at an abortion clinic is not the smartest thing to do. I can…
Chuck E. Cheese’s replaces its old animatronic show with Skrillex in an attempt to appeal to kids
an animatronic replica of Livia Turnbull There have been some big changes lately for North America’s favourite pizza loving rat.…