Gravity (as written by someone who is trying be hip) What is gravity, dawg? it’s the thing that keeps down. gravity is the Man who is invisible. Now electromagnetic…
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I can’t wait to start college wearing my free swag! I wonder if Douglas College has an Animal House? By Joe Keener, Overly Eager Person Well, here I am! Ready…
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HUMOUR
‘Overexposed’ offers a charming satirical exploration of the workings of extreme egos, quality of pop music
By Joel MacKenzie, Staff Writer First, I have to apologize for the lateness of my review. The album, Overexposed, was released in June 2012, and at the time, I, like…
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Warnings of positive reinforcement from fellow peers meant to deter young people from smoking By Jacey Gibb, Chief Cool Correspondent In a surprising move by the Harper government, a…
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Increased ‘seriousness and relatability’ promised By The Amazing Joel MacKenzie-Man, Chief Rehashed Garbage Correspondent The revamping of comic book-inspired movies is not new, as The Incredible Hulk, Superman, Batman, and,…
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Small community college to inherit school’s past achievements, national ranking By Liam Britten, Chief NCAA-Okay Editor Speculation about the severity of the punishments that would be meted out by the…
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By Livia Turnbull, Chief Pubescent Pukes Correspondent Susan Mayflower is a 40-year-old woman working a nine to five job. She also reads romance novels and the occasional celebrity mag. But,…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Sometimes, declaring that you are pro-life at an abortion clinic is not the smartest thing to do. I can still remember the screams of fury as I was ejected…
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HUMOUR
Chuck E. Cheese’s replaces its old animatronic show with Skrillex in an attempt to appeal to kids
an animatronic replica of Livia Turnbull There have been some big changes lately for North America’s favourite pizza loving rat. Earlier this month, it was revealed that the Chuck E.…
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Mental condition known as Maxipterism claims first victim By Livia Turnbull, Chief Bearded Douche Editor (Humour) A tragic accident occurred on Columbia Street Wednesday afternoon when two cars collided, killing…
