An as-yet-unheard-of party calling itself “Status No” has come onto the political scene, just in time to run in the upcoming Federal election. Despite their lack of public recognition, political commentator Rex Smurphy agreed to interview party leader Bigby Brother on CBC’s The National.
College students should be keeping a close watch on their purses and wallets, as many reports of mass thievery on campus have surfaced.
I write you from the rubble, the ruin, and the remnants of what was once a great city. The hours are long, and the work seems never-ending. The other day Jim and I uncovered a basement of corpses; it was in one of the buildings that were smashed by the Hulk in the battle against the Chitauri.
A local college student’s recent accomplishment has sent experts from all across the world into a frenzy. In a move attracting the attention of representatives everywhere—from the Vatican to Ripley’s Believe it Or Not!—Timothy Gilmour, 22, is confirmed to be on track to receive his college degree on time with no issues whatsoever.
We’re all looking for answers, and I’ve found a way to give them to you. Here’s how to do it: stare at the below word search for two to three minutes.
In a statement released yesterday, 20-year-old Douglas College student Jack Dawson spoke out about a common misconception that has haunted him his whole life.
In breaking news today, the Vancouver Canucks, for the first time in the club’s existence, have won the Stanley Cup playoffs!
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A young Douglas College student has gone missing recently, leaving his Geography group fearing the worst.
