Category: HUMOUR
Students protest lack of inclusion for non-puppy lovers
Every semester, Douglas College introduces a âpuppy roomâ during finals as a way to curb stress levels built up during final exams. Students are invited to play with puppies from a local animal shelter as a way to unwindâbut not everyone is happy about the arrangements.
âBless me Eric, for I have sneezed!â
In an incident that experts are classifying as really spooky, a 23-year-old Coquitlam man is undergoing treatment for an acute case of soullessness following a fit of allergy-induced sneezing last Sunday.
Will you pay more for better elevator service?
The announcement of an upcoming LiftLink tax plebiscite has Metro Vancouver citizens up in armsâand ready to vote.
Releasing more expensive stuff that no one asked for
Mere weeks after announcing the brand new product âApple Watch,â Apple has announced a slew of even more innovative, interesting, and inane products for the consumer market.
College ConfessionalâŚ
When I gave my landlord notice, he immediately had the Craigslist ad up and viewings scheduled. I told him what times worked for me, and when I would be out, so to just knock and if Iâm not there he can just come on in.
The War of the Web
The year is 2018, though to those of us in the trenches, we just consider it Year Three. Three years of struggle. Three years of strife. Three long years since the Great Evil âbroke the Internet,â actively destroying any semblance of order, decency, and originality within these electric halls.