By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor
Have you ever had a dream where
youâre trying to find a SkyTrain at a
crowded mall when somebody asks
if you would go to community centre for
two hours in exchange for twenty dollars
Once there, you find out that youâre playing Mrs. Lovett
in a stage production of Sweeney Todd, but you know none
of the lines and the audience is filled with unknown people.
Youâre on stage, hoping these people arenât fanatics.
Instead of the first line, âA customer!â you say instead
âAre you teaching me to sing, Mr. Todd?â
Awkward silence fills the room and you definitely know
That youâve done something terribly wrong. Mea Culpa.