College courses that should be things
By Allie Davison, Columnist
Sick of taking real(ly boring) classes every semester? We explore the courses that we’d actually like to take. Douglas College—take note!
The Art of Drunk Dining 203:
Course Code: NOMNOM 0105
Faculty: Drunk Sciences
Learning Format: Classroom—Held in the New Westminster campus lower level café.
Typically Offered: Lunch time!
Course Overview: The five Ws of drunk dining like a professional
Course Content: Learn the difficult process of choosing the most delicious—yet most effective in not making you throw up—dining choices while you are intoxicated.
Course Objectives: We will taste test some of the most popular drunk food selections. We will also cover which drunk dining venues to avoid, and which ones to check out. Also, learn when during your drunken night is the best time to indulge your drunk food fantasies (e.g. macaroni and Nutella), and when it’s time to say no to the food and go directly to bed.