The ‘somewhere’ where it’s 5 o’clock
“Why must they do this to us?” he asked aloud, though whether it was a question for the barkeep or for himself even he did not know.
BC government decided by rock, paper, scissors
While the outcome is statistically random, it’s suspected that Weaver will somehow win either way.
Lower Mainland develops PDA rating system
I think it misses out on the real victims of excessive PDA: friends and family.
Your horoscopes
This month, our in-house psychic has used the “random” option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!
Lazy student awarded medal of honour for perfect lateness excuse
“It makes every other excuse look like complete garbage.” —Dennis Employerman
Driven mad
I am on the front lines of society, and I’ve seen its deep-fried underbelly.
How do we stop terrorism in the Middle East?
“With guns, you can kill terrorists. With education, you can kill terrorism.”
It’s okay to be sick of politics
Come election time, it seems as though 50 per cent of voters are evil strangers who care about no one else but themselves.