Man ‘shares a Diet Coke this summer’
Destroys long-term relationship while using less-than-one calorie By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor A Vancouver man is receiving viral acclaim today…
The ‘Emma Watson Talk’
Hermione Granger and the young couple’s dilemma By Elliot Chan, Opinions Editor Recent studies done by Statistics of Canada, BuzzzFeed,…
‘How many times have you been blackout drunk this week?’
Judgy elliptical machine takes gym by storm By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor Coquitlam gym-goers are all up in arms after…
Opinions of a five-year-old:
Bath-time blues By Julia Siedlanowska, Staff Writer Baths are ruining my life. Not only do they take up valuable time…
Funny Girl
Humour me for a moment as I meander through history. In 1969, Katharine Hepburn and Barbra Streisand tied for Best…
Transecting differences
Trans* athletes in competition By Natalie Serafini, Editor-in-Chief The acceptance of trans* athletes in sports has long been contentious, and…
A lifetime sentence
At what point does a ban span too long? By Natalie Serafini, Editor-in-Chief Peter Rose didn’t smell quite as sweet…
Out of Left Blueline
University of Southern disComfort By Eric Wilkins, Assistant Editor The world of sports often introduces a level of ridiculousness simply…
Virtual athletics
Is it a sport if you don’t have to leave your computer chair? By Brittney MacDonald, Senior Columnist Competitive video…