His truck, a large black Ford with high-beam roof lights, a Confederate flag sticker, removed muffler, and a massive pair of truck nuts, was chosen by judges for its extreme display of manliness and testosterone.
Those ancient cretins at the Academy should be ashamed.
Have you considered the athleticism required to go up an icy hill with nothing but your shoes, perhaps with added weight in a backpack?
We hope our customers will forgive us, but we must say this: We fuckinâ told you so.
Paul Palemen, director of the committeeâs outreach initiatives, explained how they hoped the badges would help dull the embarrassing pain of losing on the international stage.
The population increase is more substantial, boosting Canada’s overall count by five million people and an innumerable number of mosquitos.
Despite the low morale caused by the lack of memes, the VH has decided to turn the tables and directly appeal to the youth demographic.
âI can write a note saying sorry after eating my co-workerâs lunch knowing damn well that I donât feel bad and they canât do anything because I used the âSâ-word.â -Tania Cripshank
âJust like that, I had become a banana.â â John Arbuck, local banana
