Douglas Athletics Department starts up exciting new Clown-Hunters Club
The Clown-Hunters have described their sport as “a mega-huge intense game of full-contact manhunt.”
Tag: HUMOUR
Bus driver causes chaos by asking everyone to move to the back of the bus
“People are being asked to ‘make room for other passengers’ and ‘walk two feet up a small set of stairs.’ The meaning of these messages are unclear, and passengers are starting to panic.”
The Other Press is hiring!
Looking for some meaning in life to stave off the loneliness of existential dread? The Other Press is hiring!
Study finds that trigger-happy, racist douchebags make for shitty cops
“It turns out that a lot of police officers involved in shootings of unarmed black men have a history of racism and violence.”
SkyTrain etiquette
If you must converse with someone on the phone, put the phone on speaker or relay both sides of the conversation to your neighbours.
Huge fuss made by police as man wears t-shirt at pool
“I just think it is really important that we, as a society, make sure to concern ourselves with the way that certain people want to dress.”
Canadians vote United States 2016 Election for best reality TV series
“It’s certainly not super successful as a democratic election,” said recent American refugee Mike LeMike.
Study shows that technology can sense fear
“Some ‘scientists’ out there would blame human beings for all of humanity’s problems,” Dr. Clevername said. “It glosses over the real issues. Technology is out to get us. The people should be warned.”
Douglas College library gothic
There is no defence for your actions here. Your life choices led you to this place, this River Styx of an institution. You seek passage to a newer, better place, and the printer has barred your way.
Students and workers demand beer breaks, claiming lack of equality
“It isn’t right to respect one group’s addiction, and not another’s.”