HUMOUR

New year, new me

Olive Sommers woke up early on January 1, at the start of what would be a record breaking day of resolutions. During a drunken rant late the night before, Sommers vowed to uphold a grand total of 52 New Year’s resolutions this year, to make up for the failures of all her resolutions in the years prior.

HUMOUR

Ho-Ho-Hanukkah?

Yesterday, global holiday icon Saint Nicholas, A.K.A. ā€œSanta Claus,ā€ arranged for an interview with the Other Press to shed some light on an ancient misconception that has coloured his public image since he was first recognized as the patron saint of children.