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Tag: HUMOUR
Nothing in life is free, except this
Feeling famished? Financially strapped? Nourish your intestinal flora on campus while building up a healthy bank balance with these quick and simple tips for finding a free lunch at Douglas College.
People I can do without: The sequel
It’s common knowledge that 90 per cent of sequels to anything—be it a film, a book, or an article in your school’s paper—are just not quite as good as the originals that spawned them. Sometimes, the sequel in question is acceptable, if still inferior to a noticeable degree; just as often (okay, slightly more often), you encounter a sequel that is so horrific that you envy those existing in another version of reality where it stayed in the depths of hell where it belongs forever (or, at the very least, you try to get a refund).
Disney Princesses can be role models too…
By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor Jasmine as Amelia Earhart, the first woman to fly across the Atlantic without a magic…
‘But what if I like rotting vegetables in my trash?’
Metro Vancouver’s new organic food waste disposal regulations have come under scrutiny by naysayers who disagree with the concept of waste reduction.
Religious extremists target New Westminster business
Havoc erupted late last Monday evening at New Westminster’s favourite noodle restaurant, as radicalized Pastafarians demanded respect for their religion.
Real-talk wisdom from the PornHub comments section
In today’s modern technocratic culture, more and more people are living their lives devoid of the written word. Why write a letter when you can SnapChat? Why court a lady when you can swipe her on Tinder?
Turtz the Terror strikes again
The menacing beagle hybrid that made news just after Christmas has made a second attack on the tiny tinsel town at the North Pole. The incident took place on a brisk March evening, at the home of Mr. Harold Elf, where a small gathering was taking place.
Pizza utopia
You walk into a room. She’s sitting there, on the table. Crust so soft and tomato sauce so fresh, you’d think the jar was just plucked off of the tree. That’s where tomato sauce comes from, right?