Shoppers fight Black Friday crowds for subpar goods
‘ This isnât even my sizeâbut Iâll fight to the death for it!â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It…
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Five sexy ways to say âBaby, I have a winter coldâ
As the outdoor temperature lowers, your internal temperature rises! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. The sexiest seasonâbodacious…
Horoscopes
As Jupiter moves in conjunction with the Sun, let the sparks fly! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries Something…
Board game couple celebrates 50th party ruined
âYou guys are red, and weâre blue. No waitâyouâre blueâno-â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It was a big…
Woman self-cares to death
âNo amount of sparkly bath bombs could fix thisâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Local paramedics were saddened to…
Local man denounces astrology, has lucky basketball jersey
âYeah, Iâm a Taurus. So, what?â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor âAstrology is a load of shit,â William Callahan…
Horoscopes November 27
Sagittarius season is finally here! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries Be wary of the intentions of others! Have…
Local show highlights the Asian experience
âYellow Feverâ at Red Gate Arts Society By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor  There comes a point in almost every…
Girl with nothing else going on âreally into veganism nowâ
Reporters forced to watch âCowspiracyâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In what some sources call a lateral move, local…
Chain email ghost saddened by lack of responses
Send to 10 people or youâll get a friend for life By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Cordelia, the ghost…