Reports conclude that internet user isn’t ‘baby’
Editor’s note: I am baby By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor A national mystery was ended last Thursday when it…
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Five sun-kissed looks that say ‘I can’t afford to travel this summer’
I’ll travel to yo momma’s house! Heyooo! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Summer lovin’, happened so fast! Except it…
Whole new family scavenged from alley
Washed, dried, and good as new! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Onlookers were stunned last Wednesday when local woman…
Quiz: Snip snip, bitch!
Photo by Billy Bui Do you really want bangs, or do you just have a lot of emotions? By Isabelle…
Straight white blonde girl really getting into ‘Drag Race’
Yassss, kween! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Riley Lapointe, 24, announced to press last Thursday that she reportedly “lurves”…
All of your friends mad at that thing you did
‘Why did you do the thing? We told you not to do the thing!’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor …
Horoscopes
How should you spend the summer holidays? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries This was supposed to be the…
Local man the first to go shirtless this year
Heroic trailblazer really puts it all out there By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Vancouver local Richard Martin took a…
Seasonal affective disorder lifted for glorious three-day stretch
My serotonin… My serotonin! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Thanks to a recent bout of startlingly good weather, Vancouver’s…
J.K. Rowling reveals all characters in Hogwarts really ‘gettin’ it on’
Especially Peeves, that frisky bastard! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Esteemed author of the wildly successful Harry Potter franchise…