A wise philosopher named Calvin once said:
“You can’t just turn creativity on like a faucet.
You have to be in the right mood.” Calvin was right.
Some days, creativity appears on the page
as easily as a buttered Slip-n-Side coated in grease.
Other days, the creativity is lodged in my head
like a hair-clogged shower drain.
On those days, I have to work on unclogging the hairs
One by one, strand by different coloured strand.
However, I think enough is enough and quit.
After all, there’s TV to watch.
