US President Donald Trump will step down to honour Kobe’s death Save the date!

Photo illustration by Lauren Kelly

By EG Manilag, Staff Writer


To honour the recent unfortunate death of one of the greatest NBA players of all time, US president Donald J. Trump will voluntarily resign on February 24, 2020. Mr. Trump specifically chose the date because it symbolizes both the jersey numbers of Kobe (#24) and Gigi (#2).

According to Mr. Trump in an interview with the Other Press, stepping down is a decision he will treasure his entire life because it will surely be executed with a greater purpose.

“There is nothing more beautiful than resigning your presidency knowing that it will not only honour Kobe Bryant, but also the Americans,” Mr. Trump said.

This future resignation will automatically cancel his ongoing impeachment trial (before the acquittal eventually does). The democrats were left speechless as they heard the “unlikely to happen” ground-breaking news.

“Wow! I have never thought that this would be happening. Only wish he would have resigned sooner due to a celebrity death” said Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the House of Representatives and Trump’s current number one rival.