McDonald’s apologizes for trauma caused by 10-legged chickens

Photo illustration by Joel McCarthy

On September 30, our group of mature, GMO chickens ran up and over the thirty foot wall surrounding our lab. These chickens proceeded to reach speeds of up to 200 kilometers an hour as they ran towards the town of Taber in hopes of finding their desired food source: Corn.

MoA opens exhibit on the rise of the nerd

Illustration by Cara Seccafien

As total dorks and massive dweebs become increasingly mainstream, anthropologists at the university have made an effort to show how nerds have changed, grown, and become commonplace with a display that moves chronologically backwards.

Celebrities come back from the dead

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“’Real eyes realize real lies’ just shows how unreal the people making this s**t up can be. I never said that, nor do I wish that I did.” – Tupac Shakur