Makes children healthy, bloodthirsty, lean By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Dozens of Metro Vancouver citizens were startled last Tuesday at the sight of multiple packs of children running wild…
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Probably not! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Are you contributing to the mass environmental degradation that will surely ruin our sole livable planet by the year 2040, or are…
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Every little murder counts! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor According to a recent study from The Economist, greenhouse gas emissions could be greatly reduced by 2050 with one annual…
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Don’t you dare even think about getting Bardot bangs By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor A recent interview with hairstylist Rebecca Friedland last Sunday revealed that it doesn’t matter what…
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‘Simon is lucky he got anything at all’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “I love both of my children equally,” Josie Dunn, lying mother of two, said to the…
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‘We peaked in high school’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Sources say local high school bullies all across Canada were excited to see their ex-victims home for the holiday…
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‘Maybe a third?’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Passionate locals gathered this Saturday in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery to rally for a second winter vacation. “In order…
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Sniff… sniff… SNNNORT By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Last Sunday, Vancouver residents were treated to local Jude Heizer just really jumbling everything up good in his sinus cavities. “It’s…
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‘The future is rn’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “I feel so free,” Melanie Bark told press. “I’ve never felt this good IRL.” Bark, a 24-year-old-student, has finally learned…
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‘ This isn’t even my size—but I’ll fight to the death for it!’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It was pandemonium in Metropolis at Metrotown on November 23 as…