“Why must they do this to us?” he asked aloud, though whether it was a question for the barkeep or for himself even he did not know.
While the outcome is statistically random, it’s suspected that Weaver will somehow win either way.
This month, our in-house psychic has used the “random” option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!
This month will bring you luck! Good luck? Bad luck? Neutral luck? Who knows!
“How can I possibly put together fresh material when I’m just telling the same jokes over and over? It’s hopeless!”
I ended up writing (Insert Name of Hospital Here) and continued typing the article, thinking that the idea might come to me later.