Why is it so hard to understand that peace and love is the way? After all, Kendall Jenner fixed racism with a can of Pepsi! Maybe if people just tried it, it could work.
Local white person shocked that peace and love doesn’t solve racism
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Shoppers Drug Mart recalls new decoration line after complaints
My package it opened a door to hell,” stated Linda Willman, Richmond resident. “I didn’t know what to do; I don’t have a building permit for that.”
McDonald’s apologizes for trauma caused by 10-legged chickens
On September 30, our group of mature, GMO chickens ran up and over the thirty foot wall surrounding our lab. These chickens proceeded to reach speeds of up to 200 kilometers an hour as they ran towards the town of Taber in hopes of finding their desired food source: Corn.
MoA opens exhibit on the rise of the nerd
As total dorks and massive dweebs become increasingly mainstream, anthropologists at the university have made an effort to show how nerds have changed, grown, and become commonplace with a display that moves chronologically backwards.
10 last-minute Halloween costumes
Maybe you’re tired, or lazy, or both. Don’t worry, here are some great last minute costumes that take just as much time as you to plan ahead.
McBoneface pleads with public to be more considerate this fall
“I am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.” – John Boney McBoneface
Correction: Super cool guy did not trip in public
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell “Ow, my ankle!”
Large Hadron Collider discovers Satan particle
The Satan particle, or ‘Lucifron’ as it has been named by the team that discovered it, is now thought to be spontaneously generated whenever an act of evil occurs.
Robot baffled by CAPTCHA, saddened it cannot contribute positively to online discussion
“I do not see what it means by ‘Select images with a sign.’ Are all images not some type of sign? This is the 1,342,543rd attempt I have made.” – EX-74T, local robot.
Celebrities come back from the dead
“’Real eyes realize real lies’ just shows how unreal the people making this s**t up can be. I never said that, nor do I wish that I did.” – Tupac Shakur