Your portable rain shield/weapon and you By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor As you may or may not have noticed, the rainy season is upon us once more, dousing Metro…
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‘One day it won’t return,’ he warns By Chandler Walter, Contributor The astrological phenomenon that is the changing of the seasons has one New Westminster man brimming with anticipation.…
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This just in: Horses are no longer funny By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor For thousands of years, horses have been extremely popular—first as methods of transportation, then as memes.…
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‘You guys won’t be around for much longer anyway,’ say aliens By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor A decade ago the United States received an encrypted audio message from outer space.…
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Be part of the herd, follow the list By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Recently moved to Vancouver and are already confused? Welcome. Lived here for a while and feel super…
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The leaves haven’t changed but the pumpkin spices are out By Chandler Walter, Contributor The seasons may be changing, but one man’s wardrobe, unfortunately, has not. A local Vancouver…
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‘The success we had in the summer will go on forever,’ says owner By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor The winter season is a stressful time for most Vancouver ice…
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‘The seas and beaches are safe for no man,’ says old, peg-legged sailor By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor This past week, locals have been soaking up the last bit…
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In today’s complex world, Decepticon leader longs to be a pistol again By Greg Waldock, Web Editor Megatron leaned back in his armchair and took a long, deep inhale…
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‘Paycheques are better than thinking!’ says man By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Local businessman Joe Ericson is as normal as it gets, and he likes it that way. “I eat…