Keep looking, you ugly loser! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Love is in the air… but everyone who is conventionally attractive and mentally stable has already found a partner.…
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What is a star war? Do the stars fight?’ ask mothers everywhere By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Millions of moms worldwide are planning to make their voices heard next…
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It’s as easy as that! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Onlookers applauded last Saturday when Becky Simmons appointed herself “basically brown.” After living most of her life as a…
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‘It’s not really day drinking if the days are just really long’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor 2018 was a wild year for popular trends, with TikTok, minimalism, kombucha,…
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Nothing screams ‘summer’ like working for ‘the man’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Vacation to Cabo? No thanks. Week-long camping expedition? I don’t think so. Having any semblance of…
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Millions of grandparents die as exam season approaches By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In a national phenomenon, professors across Canada reported a 75 percent increase in grandparent-related deaths among…
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There aren’t enough hours in a day! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor With the end of the semester fast approaching, many students have started to panic about how to…
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What do the stars have in store for when September rolls around? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Wondering what you should focus on next semester? Stop wondering! I’ve looked…
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Editor’s note: I am baby By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor A national mystery was ended last Thursday when it was determined that millions of internet users were not, in…
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I’ll travel to yo momma’s house! Heyooo! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Summer lovin’, happened so fast! Except it doesn’t happen fast, unless you have a rich mommy and…