‘Words to avoid if you want pick up girls’ edition
By Sharon Miki, Humour Editor
Are you looking for a little spring fling with a special woman? Find all of these words in the below puzzle… and then never use them around a lady. You’re welcome.
War. The great divider. Destroyer of hope. Creator of borders. It’s been a long November, and we aren’t even half-way through this hellish bloodbath of a month yet.
In a move that left her 768 Facebook friends both shocked and weirdly satisfied, 24-year-old Douglas College pseudo-student Monica Gellar revealed today that she is actually an undercover federal agent—which fully explains why her online posts are always so damn vague.