Fauxroscopes Capricorn (12/22-1/19) During my month-long absence, I switched all Safeway’s price stickers with Best Buy’s price stickers. Now, people are…
Large Hadron Collider discovers Satan particle The Satan particle, or ‘Lucifron’ as it has been named by the team that discovered it, is now thought to be spontaneously generated whenever an act of evil occurs.