AAHHHH! It’s Fred! No, wait, don’t hit the skip button-
Adverts. They are everywhere now.
Popping up before every video, every song-
Tired of your house smelling like a house? Than get a Glade plug-in airfresh-
You try to ignore them
But they keep creeping in-
Like the bacteria growing on your unclean carpet.
Get your new carpet cleaner from Sears today!
But what can you do?
Join the Canadian Armed Forces.
There’s only so much of this noise you can take.
Advil provides 12-hour migraine relief.
Soon or later you’ll become sucked in
and start advertising for The Other Press.