Horoscopes
What do the stars say this week? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor After a brief hiatus for shenanigans, I…
Category: HUMOUR
City bus just one big travelling germ
All aboard! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Have you been sick in 2019? If you have been, you’re not…
New dating app mixes love with hate
Baby, I hate you so much! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Are you one of those superficial, idealistic idiots…
Records show 2019 passing faster than any other year
Can’t believe it’s 2020 already! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies show that every single person in Metro Vancouver,…
‘Is that the film where the two chicks kiss?’
Man who has seen no nominated movies very opinionated about the Oscars By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor While the…
Cold-pressed juice the secret to curing every health ailment
Vegetables cure cancer, gout, ugliness By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Last Tuesday, Vancouver local Daniel Friedreich revolutionized the healthcare…
Forever 21 does not guarantee looking forever 21
Where else can I get chemical-smelling, mass-produced horrible clothing? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Consumers were shocked beyond belief…
A cape to cure your ailments
Breakthrough finds that blanket cape can ward off negativity and stress By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Local researchers have…
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Yeah, I see you. I didn’t do them this week, okay?! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Were you looking…
Stir-fry celebrates month in back of fridge
Container ‘never to be used again,’ says FDA By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It was a sight to behold…