’Tis the season: It’s time to settle
Dating has never been so festive and frantic By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. Where I trade my regular…
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‘Riverdale’ to focus solely on kissing
‘Screw the plot, I wanna see these kids French,’ says fan By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor The popular television show…
Citizens celebrate marijuana legalization by getting crazy high
Does anybody have a piece of gum? By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor On Wednesday, October 18, Canada became the second…
Horror-scopes for the week of October 22 to 28
Your impending (mis)fortunes By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It’s the spookiest season, readers! I’ve looked to the stars to tell…
Vancouverite Harry Potter delighted to find cupboard under stairs to rent
‘And it’s only $1,200 a month!’ By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief Local wizard and Boy Who Lived Harry Potter expressed his…
Halloween costume company pulls ‘Martian’ costumes for cultural insensitivity
Continues to sell costumes based on stereotypes of Indigenous people but, like, totally respectfully By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief Online Halloween…
Politicians distract from climate catastrophe by dangling keys at press conferences
With reports of dire global consequences in just over a decade, media struggles to… oh, shiny… By Bex Peterson, Editor-in-Chief…
Top five things to do instead of improving the world
Creating change is hard, treat yo’self instead By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Sure, we all want to change the world.…
Letter to the Editor: Have you seen my keys?
Where are they? By Jonathan Elden, Worried Reader Dear the Other Press, I have read your paper for a while…
Ghost of Karl Marx forced to check his privilege
‘You are all insane,’ says Marx By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor With the help of two motivated millennials, the soul…