Looking busy has never been this easy
The science of pseudoproductivology By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Tired of trying to pretend you’re busy when you’re really not?…
Category: HUMOUR
Locals refuse to be fooled by ambitious Halloween costume ideas
‘Don’t fill our hearts with high expectations then just show up as a sexy ghost,’ say locals By Isabelle Orr,…
Top five reasons to hate fall
Fall hates you, so hate it back By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Oh boy, fall: The most overrated season.…
Top three podcasts with animal hosts
Ms. Barky to Mr. Goldy By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Animals like Ms. Barky, a golden retriever, and Mr.…
Vancouver citizens shocked by lack of Wednesday evening activities
‘This city is dead, just like us,’ lazy citizens complain By Isabelle Orr, Contributor This past Wednesday evening, citizens of…
Police introduce zero-tolerance policy on zero-tolerance policies
‘Those who don’t follow the policy will be shot out of our awesome cannon,’ say police By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment…
Five important transit tips for a better commute
Leave your fellow commuters in awe By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor It’s no joke; commuting sucks more than your…
Underground black market created immediately after trans fats outlawed
Margarine, shortening, and many baked goods now worth thousands By Chandler Walter, Contributor The sweets have officially turned sour.…
Letter to the editor: Why no cat journalists?
Let the cats write, dammit By Sasha Franklin, Cat Enthusiast Dear the Other Press, I have read your paper…
Alternate uses for the umbrella
Your portable rain shield/weapon and you By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor As you may or may not have noticed,…