US Senate to impeach Trump
Although still early in his administration, much of the public has lovingly dubbed their new president as “Good Boy.”
Category: HUMOUR
Forever 21 clothing bears shocking subliminal messages
Aliens and sex, how much more controversial could Forever 21’s clothes be?
Douglas student paid off Mother Nature to bury school under snow
“Jackie F. Rostman immediately stood out to us as a suspect. I mean, really? ‘Jackie F. Rostman?’ Jack Frost? A two-year-old could have come up with that.”
BREAKING NEWS: We weren’t quite finished copying down the notes off that last slide could you please go back one
According to students in her class last year, she managed to get through three textbooks worth of material all before reading break.
Bomb Shelters R Us is having a MEGA BLOWOUT SALE
Bomb Shelters R Us, Canada’s foremost provider of bomb shelters, is a trusted family company with a long history of not only making the threat of nuclear war a more manageable risk, but something to potentially look forward to!
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Humour Editor forgets what it is to laugh and feel joy
“I regret to inform you that I have lost the ability to laugh or experience joy. This, as you might well imagine, is not the ideal condition for a humour writer.”
Valentine’s Day Gothic
There is an offensive amount of pink in the world. It mocks you. The very concept of chocolate, of love, of happiness mocks you.
Neither God nor Satan wants Trump in the afterlife
“That man can go straight to Hell, quite frankly, and I won’t even gaze forlornly upon him as one of my lost children when he succumbs to the darkness.”