World experiences mass hangover from 2016
âOh fuck, did we leave the EU?â tweeted the UK in the early hours of 2017.
Category: HUMOUR
Vocabulary for our dystopian present
Never fear! The Other Press is here to provide you a brand-new vocabulary guide for the horrifying present!
Obligatory humour article about New Yearâs resolutions
And whatâs funnier, fresher, and more relatable than an article about New Yearâs resolutions? Absolutely nothing!
Standing Rock protests voted âworst music festival everâ by white allies
âAnd the native people started getting kind of testy when we asked them for their food, and their blankets, and more tents, and heaters, and sweaters, and water, and like, arenât they supposed to be all about sharing, or whatever? Itâs not all about them.â
Sob spots: Douglas College crying guide
Youâll probably never see the people on the elevator again anyway, and they definitely wonât want to make eye contact with you as you do one of those ugly hyperventilation cries (believe me), so let it all out, dude.
Shouting orange suggests democracy is now illegal
McLiar then pulled out a bullhorn and blasted it into his mic for a solid two minutes, drowning out the reporterâs question and deafening everyone in the vicinity.
WikiLeaks reveals gay agenda
Most agents of actors and writers have refused to comment on the undoubtedly evil schemes campaigning for what one email called âbasic human dignitiesâ for gay people in the west.
Plus-one wedding etiquette
Ask them to name a kid after you. Who knows? They might just say yes!